normal nonfluency

Helga’s thirst was so fucking real.

(Source: joons)


aziz ansari’s voice in the back of my head faintly telling me to treat myself is going to be my downfall


The real difference between cats & dogs

Shout-out to the East Asian community in Houston for religiously reviewing restaurants on yelp.


Gunna make this gif the new Kermit sipping tea


Jean Louis Sabaji Haute Couture S/S 2014.



"I found him in the trash. I named him Shadow because he followed me everywhere."

This cat can talk?


I hate people who look down on third world protesters for burning flags or whatever saying it’s “barbaric” because you know what, no it’s not. Killing innocent people is barbaric, stealing land is barbaric, throwing children in jail is barbaric, demolishing a family’s home is barbaric—expressing your anger at all that injustice is anything but

Burn all the fucking flags of every settler colonial state that exists. Never sanitize your anger, never make it pretty or safe for the oppressors.


Celebrities speak out against Israel’s terrorist attacks on Gaza

(via Jewish Voice for Peace)

(Source: standwithpalestine)




I apologize to everyone whose grammar I ever corrected before I learned not to be a tool.

your forgiven.

You’re… really sweet to do that. Thanks.



The recent release of “Dawn of the Planet of the Apes" reminded me of one of my favorite ape vs. man films – this 1932 video that shows a baby chimpanzee and a baby human undergoing the same basic psychological tests.

Its gets weirder – the human baby (Donald) and the chimpanzee baby (Gua) were both raised as humans by their biological/adopted father Winthrop Niles Kellogg.  Kellogg was a comparative psychologist fascinated by the interplay between nature and nurture, and he devised a fascinating (and questionably ethical) experiment to study it:

Suppose an anthropoid were taken into a typical human family at the day of birth and reared as a child. Suppose he were fed upon a bottle, clothed, washed, bathed, fondled, and given a characteristically human environment; that he were spoken to like the human infant from the moment of parturition; that he had an adopted human mother and an adopted human father.

First, Kellogg had to convince his pregnant wife he wasn’t crazy:

 …the enthusiasm of one of us met with so much resistance from the other that it appeared likely we could never come to an agreement upon whether or not we should even attempt such an undertaking.

She apparently gave in, because Donald and Gua were raised, for nine months, as brother and sister. Much like Caesar in the “Planet of the Apes” movies, Gua developed faster than her “brother,” and often outperformed him in tasks. But she soon hit a cognitive wall, and the experiment came to an end. (Probably for the best, as Donald had begun to speak chimpanzee.)

You can read more about Kellogg’s experiment, its legacy, and public reaction to it here.

This is the most adorable experiment that has ever been done.

Messi y Neymar with their sons in tunel

(Source: myreligionitsfootball)