This just in: Turkey and Syria have agreed to peace talks because they heard about your vacation.
maybe theyll kill you and we wont have to deal with you
A cross stitch that I designed, based on a conversation between Michael and Tobias. Tobias is in charge of party planning and has booked the Queen Mary and so is looking for some nautically themed performers. He decides that he likes hot sailors, once Michael interrupts his admission that he likes hot sea men!
[Submitted by: giddygirlie]
this is me with every ache, pain, cough, bug bite, abnormality ever
My butler looked at them as he walked by and then sat down right there, staring into space.
i tried to trap the repo man by moving him in my sim’s pool, but he just swam through the floorboards and right out the door…
Why can’t he just smell like a new car?
rofl i’m also guilty of this white whine. my car smelled like a foot after i got my oil changed :( AND ITS A HUNDRED FUCKING DEGREES HERE I CANT ROLL DOWN THE WINDOWS
Congratulations! You’re the whitest person in the world!