This just in: Turkey and Syria have agreed to peace talks because they heard about your vacation.
maybe theyll kill you and we wont have to deal with you
Why can’t he just smell like a new car?
rofl i’m also guilty of this white whine. my car smelled like a foot after i got my oil changed :( AND ITS A HUNDRED FUCKING DEGREES HERE I CANT ROLL DOWN THE WINDOWS
Congratulations! You’re the whitest person in the world!
They better not have hit any tourist attractions!
I mean, it’s not fair that poor people get to go to college for free while my parents have to pay for my education!
Take it easy, OK? Nobody is born a snotty Starbucks elitist. We all have to start somewhere.