normal nonfluency

whitewhine:

This just in: Turkey and Syria have agreed to peace talks because they heard about your vacation. 

maybe theyll kill you and we wont have to deal with you

whitewhine:

Why can’t he just smell like a new car?

rofl i’m also guilty of this white whine. my car smelled like a foot after i got my oil changed :( AND ITS A HUNDRED FUCKING DEGREES HERE I CANT ROLL DOWN THE WINDOWS

whitewhine:

Congratulations! You’re the whitest person in the world!

whitewhine:

They better not have hit any tourist attractions!

whitewhine:

I mean, it’s not fair that poor people get to go to college for free while my parents have to pay for my education!

whitewhine:

Take it easy, OK? Nobody is born a snotty Starbucks elitist. We all have to start somewhere.